Gaining Consciousness!

Come on people why is everyone, at least most of the people I know, so concerned about Malala, a kaafira in all the connotations of the word.

Alhamdullillah! , at least my eyes have opened to the truth after reading the detailed explanation of the warrior of God, Ihsan ullah Ihsan and I believe there will be many others like me. It’s no rocket science, what are the Taliban fighting for? To implement Shariah and from what I've seen the average Pakistani wants the same,( or maybe they don't want it implemented but can't oppose it, you know after all it is The 'Shariah'.) So what? If they have to kill innocent people in the process, after all these so-called innocent people are the ones who don't come out in the open to support the noble cause of the Taliban. When the mujaheddin are at war, every sane Muslim should come out to support them in whatever ways possible, but these ignorant people, they keep on living their lives as if nothing has happened, therefore they need to be reminded that we are at war with the enemies of Islam and they need to support us. (Yes, suicide bombers are the latest and most effective reminders. Smart phone reminders are so old school and ineffective.)

As for Malala, she along with her father had fallen for the Zionist propaganda; in fact she had become a symbol for the ill intended propaganda of the infidels and she needed to be taken care of.

For all those praying for her well-being, we believe Allah almighty will not pay heed to your prayers, but even if you guys force or bribe Him into saving her life, we will kill her, and this time we will not leave it for God to decide her fate, we’ll make sure she is on her way to eternal hell fire. As God himself seems to stray away from his  true path sometimes.

Malala was openly campaigning against the warriors of Allah and any and everyone who attempts to do so will be hell bound like her.

As comrade Ihsan has wisely portrayed in his explanatory note that the attempt on Malala’s life has been clearly sanctioned by the shariah. Pertaining to questions on the age factor, he relates to the incident where Hazrat Khizer killed a child, while travelling with Hazrat Musa, on the assumption/revelation that he would bring a bad name to his parents, who were pious and God-fearing. One cannot but appreciate the sheer wisdom of our comrade in elaborating on such a grave matter in so subtle a way that it will shed away the doubts from the minds of even the most religiously non compliant. It goes without saying that if she proved to be such a threat at this young age, one can only imagine the fitnah she could have created once she was grown up and all. We believe she should have been buried alive by her father the day she was born, had that been the case it wouldn't have come to this, but alas! Not everyone gets direct messages from Allah like our comrades. And while we're at it where on earth is her father, we’d just like a few quick questions and make sure he isn't able to answer any of them. The less faithful among you must be thinking, why doesn't Allah reveal his location to us, it's not that we have a network problem whilst our communion with Allah, but Allah provides his men with chances, every now and then, to prove themselves.

Furthermore our noble comrade has cleared the doubts of some of our skeptical friends who thought that killing a woman was a cowardly act and there is no place of such cowardice in Islam. Here again this blessing of a person, our comrade, has brought our attention to a tradition of the Prophet (P.B.U.H) in which a blind companion of the Prophet killed his wife because she used to use derogatory remarks for the Prophet, and the Prophet sanctioned this act by declaring that there is no blood money for her. (So much for the feminist apologists, "winks".)

After relating these two important and faith refreshing incidents the peace-loving comrade goes on to explain us what he, in his indisputable wisdom, has understood about the sharia. He says, and I quote "It's a clear command of sharia that any female, that by any means play role in war against mujaheddin should be killed". And Malala was clearly spreading false propaganda against the mujaheddin and that too on an international forum which is run by the enemies of Islam. Furthermore she was trying to promote secularism which is a purely Jewish concept and cannot be accepted in any form in an Islamic country. (I was about to commit blasphemy by demanding some source, then it came to me by the grace of God himself, "when a comrade quotes something, you believe it without further ado').

In conclusion, Malala was an agent of the enemies of Islam and targeting her was not only totally justified under the Sharia, but was actually the application of the will of Allah almighty himself. The fact that she is still alive is just another test-cum-chance from the almighty towards the God-fearing Muslims to prove themselves the true champions of the only true religion.

At the end of his note this great warrior of Allah gives all those so-called Muslims who are praying for Malala's well-being a warning, "Gain Consciousness, Otherwise............" What my friend forgot here was that he could use this opportunity to further explain to us the fruits that ‘gaining consciousness’ will bear to us (you know the virgins and all), instead he just focused on the warning part which is probably due to the fact that the fruits will be awarded by the Almighty himself whereas, if we do not pay heed to the warnings, the wrath of Allah will be brought upon us by the very hands of our comrade and his friends. (Would've been awkward if the comrades had to provide the virgins as well.)

Now if someone could please announce a bounty on Malala's head, he could participate in my heaven bound journey!

Long live the Taliban, defenders of the only true faith!

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